The Stenciled Approach

Summer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear!

First, make sure you’ve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocked, shanty-towned, gathered, pinned, stapled, re-steamed, cobblered, new-jacked, and–yes–packed.

To help you get your own Summer bag rolling in style, take a minute to inventory your way through our indispensable You Look Nice Today Packing List:

• Cobbler Steam Alarm
• 501 Peg ’n Spike Kit
• Nipponese House Tote
• Arm Garters
• Retail-Rated Folding Board(s)
• Bamboo Clipboard
• Sanitary and Diabetes Socks
• Banana Smudge
• Staple Gun (emptied and locked, per TSA regulations)
• Burn Creams, Salves, and Unguents
• Functional Parfait
• Foster Transformer

Best of luck, have a terrific Summer, and try not to let your legs explode.

Imagine it….