Summer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear!
First, make sure you’ve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocked, shanty-towned, gathered, pinned, stapled, re-steamed, cobblered, new-jacked, and–yes–packed.
To help you get your own Summer bag rolling in style, take a minute to inventory your way through our indispensable You Look Nice Today Packing List:
- Cobbler Steam Alarm
- 501 Peg ’n Spike Kit
- Nipponese House Tote
- Arm Garters
- Retail-Rated Folding Board(s)
- Bamboo Clipboard
- Sanitary and Diabetes Socks
- Banana Smudge
- Staple Gun (emptied and locked, per TSA regulations)
- Burn Creams, Salves, and Unguents
- Functional Parfait
- Foster Transformer
Best of luck, have a terrific Summer, and try not to let your legs explode.