Schrodinger's Conference Bag

Welcome to the global premiere of the International You Look Nice Today Conference & Expo™!

Get ready for an epic showcase of big-idea ideations and tactical tactics to be held in the picturesque Los Altos Community Centre, December 2nd 2012!

Join old colleagues and make new friends in an immersive networking environment of blue-sky solutioneering and overcoats! Experience a wide-ranging and impactful offering of Keynotes, Panels, Super-Panels, Breakout Sessions, Birds-of-a-Feathers, Hands-On Demonstrations, and Interactive Receptionettes that will lavish you with a literal bag of pro-active informational materials that you can cuddle with…today!

You will learn about:

• Vertical Market Opportunities
• Rethinking the Bindles of the Integrated Lunch Solution Space
• Etiquette of Toothbrush Dispersal
• Spokane Spoons and Sundry Gift Options
• Conference Service Conference Service Reselling Services
• Green and Sustainable Pamphleteering
• “Why Lie?”: The Ethics of Electronic Reverse Panhandling
• Far from the Tree: Leaving Your Own Paper Company
• The Post-Mortem Aerobic Media Space
• FLAC → LAME QR Code Encoding Codecs
• Hardtack and Rickshaw: Frontiers in eCommerce Exchange
• A Wide Net: Targeting the Stout Man
• Upscale Feline Premiums (US and Intl.)
• A Charlie Kaufman Multiverse: Retroscripting the Charlie Kaufmaning of Charlie Kaufman’s Charlie Kaufman
• Enhanced Social Components of Gamification Engineering
• Peanuts Envy: Cracking the Preferred Legume of the Gaul
• ROX: Finding New Returns on…Something
• “The Remora Feel”: Exploring the Physics of Virtual Viral Piggybacking
• Elements of Pipe & Drape Cos-TUME Presentation

Register TODAY!

Early Bird Registration: 10 Wampum.

Platinum Sponsors: MeeBow®, Nostalgex®, CDrivers®, NRG Hookerz!®, and Sandy's Fancy Dance-A-Tron®.