{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"You Look Nice Today","home_page_url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com","feed_url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/json","description":"A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.","_fireside":{"subtitle":"A Journal of Emotional Hygiene","pubdate":"2020-04-04T14:00:00.000-07:00","explicit":true,"copyright":"CC Attribution + Noncommercial + ShareAlike (BY-NC-SA) by You Look Nice Today","owner":"You Look Nice Today","image":"https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images-2024/podcasts/images/5/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/cover.jpg?v=4"},"items":[{"id":"bddca8c0-9a7e-48be-af8d-2d675cf23a33","title":"California King: \"What is HØL?\"","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/hol","content_text":"Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abandoned Bauxite mine outside Eufaula, Alabama.\n\nEverything was going great. We each had our own little cavernlet in which to do our alonetime ablutions and adult irrigations, and every evening we gathered by the pile of old cigarettes to tell stories and scratch each others' bug bites. We chopped wood, and we carried water. We made forts. And, yes, somtimes, we cried.\n\nThen, one night, we heard a cricket. \n\nComing from... somewhere? Its chirp drove us crazy through those long 'Bama nights. Merlin suggested we get a lizard to kill the cricket. The plan worked perfectly. But that night we noticed the lizard looking down at us from its perch, really giving us the stink eye. Like it thought it was better than us. So Adam bought us a snake to take care of the lizard. And, then, somehow, there was a filthy Persian cat to take care of the snake. And so forth.\n\nSo, long story short: our cave is now occupied by a family of endangered Alabama Beach Mice (Peromyscus polionotus ammobates). And, we have returned to California. \n\nAlso, we are out of money. Links:California King — A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eOur work was done. We\u0026#39;d said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abandoned Bauxite mine outside Eufaula, Alabama.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEverything was going great. We each had our own little cavernlet in which to do our alonetime ablutions and adult irrigations, and every evening we gathered by the pile of old cigarettes to tell stories and scratch each others\u0026#39; bug bites. We chopped wood, and we carried water. We made forts. And, yes, somtimes, we cried.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen, one night, we heard a cricket. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eComing from... somewhere? Its chirp drove us crazy through those long \u0026#39;Bama nights. Merlin suggested we get a lizard to kill the cricket. The plan worked perfectly. But that night we noticed the lizard looking down at us from its perch, really giving us the stink eye. Like it thought it was better than us. So Adam bought us a snake to take care of the lizard. And, then, somehow, there was a filthy Persian cat to take care of the snake. And so forth.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo, long story short: our cave is now occupied by a family of endangered Alabama Beach Mice (\u003cem\u003ePeromyscus polionotus ammobates\u003c/em\u003e). And, we have returned to California. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso, we are out of money. \u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"California King\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.californiaking.org/\"\u003eCalifornia King\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A new journal of emotional hygiene. 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Spoo-da-lee BEE zot?\nENGLISH: Has this pepper spray you’re selling me been “stepped on?”\n\nSCAT:  Babe sop potta womp, bum bop zee bop!\nENGLISH: Your newborn baby is as uninteresting to me as the baking soda pabulum that’s currently passing for heroin. \n\nSCAT:  Bomp…zeep…bomp.\nENGLISH: Ha! I’ve once again taken heroin and fallen asleep whilst driving! \n\nSCAT:  Stomp dee-domp, stomp dee-domp, squeep bomp—DEE bomp?\nENGLISH: Have you a spare behavior modification helmet and some heroin? \n\nSCAT:  Salt PEE nutz!\nENGLISH: This uncut heroin you’ve provided strikes me as both deadly and affordable. 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Spoo-da-lee BEE zot?\u003c/em\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eENGLISH\u003c/strong\u003e: Has this pepper spray you\u0026#8217;re selling me been \u0026#8220;stepped on?\u0026#8221;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCAT\u003c/strong\u003e:  \u003cem\u003eBabe sop potta womp, bum bop zee bop!\u003c/em\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eENGLISH\u003c/strong\u003e: Your newborn baby is as uninteresting to me as the baking soda pabulum that\u0026#8217;s currently passing for heroin. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCAT\u003c/strong\u003e:  \u003cem\u003eBomp…zeep…bomp.\u003c/em\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eENGLISH\u003c/strong\u003e: Ha! I\u0026#8217;ve once again taken heroin and fallen asleep whilst driving! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCAT\u003c/strong\u003e:  \u003cem\u003eStomp dee-domp, stomp dee-domp, squeep bomp—DEE bomp?\u003c/em\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eENGLISH\u003c/strong\u003e: Have you a spare behavior modification helmet and some heroin? \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCAT\u003c/strong\u003e:  \u003cem\u003eSalt PEE nutz!\u003c/em\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eENGLISH\u003c/strong\u003e: This uncut heroin you\u0026#8217;ve provided strikes me as both deadly and affordable. \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Tssst.","date_published":"2013-11-01T19:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/45397a22-0369-4ccf-b112-352e31fb5bcf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":33806441,"duration_in_seconds":2785}]},{"id":"Make_a_Given_Wish.mp3","title":"Episode 49: Make a Given Wish","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/49","content_text":"As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in theoretical need.    \n\nSo, YES: we will sell, lend, or lease you a built-to-purpose condition along with its appropriate consolation. \n\nBut, NO: we’re absolutely not Santa Claus. So, get real, you big fakers.\n\nIn any case. Get well soon, and here’s that brief bedside visit from the late Sargent Shriver you never actually requested.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eAs part of a pilot program, \u003cem\u003eThe You Look Nice Today Foundation\u003c/em\u003e (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in theoretical need.    \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo, \u003cstrong\u003eYES\u003c/strong\u003e: we \u003cem\u003ewill\u003c/em\u003e sell, lend, or lease you a built-to-purpose condition along with its appropriate consolation. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut, \u003cstrong\u003eNO\u003c/strong\u003e: we\u0026#8217;re absolutely \u003cem\u003enot\u003c/em\u003e Santa Claus. So, get real, you big fakers.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn any case. Get well soon, and here\u0026#8217;s that brief bedside visit from the late Sargent Shriver you never actually requested.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"You win awards by confusing people.","date_published":"2013-01-02T17:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/bbc38cc7-48cb-45d9-be87-3a2ccc30a7e8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20727099,"duration_in_seconds":1695}]},{"id":"ylnt_s02e10_schrodinger.mp3","title":"Episode 48: Schrodinger's Conference Bag","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/48","content_text":"Welcome to the global premiere of the International You Look Nice Today Conference \u0026amp; Expo™! \n\nGet ready for an epic showcase of big-idea ideations and tactical tactics to be held in the picturesque Los Altos Community Centre, December 2nd 2012! \n\nJoin old colleagues and make new friends in an immersive networking environment of blue-sky solutioneering and overcoats! Experience a wide-ranging and impactful offering of Keynotes, Panels, Super-Panels, Breakout Sessions, Birds-of-a-Feathers, Hands-On Demonstrations, and Interactive Receptionettes that will lavish you with a literal bag of pro-active informational materials that you can cuddle with…today! \n\nYou will learn about:\n\n\nVertical Market Opportunities\nRethinking the Bindles of the Integrated Lunch Solution Space\nEtiquette of Toothbrush Dispersal\nSpokane Spoons and Sundry Gift Options\nConference Service Conference Service Reselling Services\nGreen and Sustainable Pamphleteering\n“Why Lie?”: The Ethics of Electronic Reverse Panhandling\nFar from the Tree: Leaving Your Own Paper Company\nThe Post-Mortem Aerobic Media Space\nFLAC → LAME QR Code Encoding Codecs\nHardtack and Rickshaw: Frontiers in eCommerce Exchange\nA Wide Net: Targeting the Stout Man\nUpscale Feline Premiums (US and Intl.)\nA Charlie Kaufman Multiverse: Retroscripting the Charlie Kaufmaning of Charlie Kaufman’s Charlie Kaufman\nEnhanced Social Components of Gamification Engineering\nPeanuts Envy: Cracking the Preferred Legume of the Gaul\nROX: Finding New Returns on…Something\n“The Remora Feel”: Exploring the Physics of Virtual Viral Piggybacking\nElements of Pipe \u0026amp; Drape Cos-TUME Presentation\n\n\nRegister TODAY!\n\nEarly Bird Registration: 10 Wampum. \n\nPlatinum Sponsors: MeeBow®, Nostalgex®, CDrivers®, NRG Hookerz!®, and Sandy's Fancy Dance-A-Tron®.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the global premiere of the \u003cstrong\u003eInternational \u003cem\u003eYou Look Nice Today\u003c/em\u003e Conference \u0026amp; Expo™\u003c/strong\u003e! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGet ready for an \u003cstrong\u003eepic showcase\u003c/strong\u003e of big-idea \u003cstrong\u003eideations\u003c/strong\u003e and tactical \u003cstrong\u003etactics\u003c/strong\u003e to be held in the picturesque \u003cstrong\u003eLos Altos Community Centre, December 2nd 2012\u003c/strong\u003e! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJoin old colleagues and make new friends in an \u003cstrong\u003eimmersive networking environment\u003c/strong\u003e of blue-sky solutioneering and overcoats! Experience a \u003cstrong\u003ewide-ranging and impactful offering\u003c/strong\u003e of Keynotes, Panels, Super-Panels, Breakout Sessions, Birds-of-a-Feathers, Hands-On Demonstrations, and Interactive Receptionettes that will \u003cstrong\u003elavish you\u003c/strong\u003e with a literal bag of pro-active \u003cstrong\u003einformational materials\u003c/strong\u003e that you can cuddle with…\u003cem\u003etoday\u003c/em\u003e! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou will learn about:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVertical Market Opportunities\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRethinking the Bindles of the Integrated Lunch Solution Space\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEtiquette of Toothbrush Dispersal\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpokane Spoons and Sundry Gift Options\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConference Service Conference Service Reselling Services\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreen and Sustainable Pamphleteering\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u0026#8220;Why Lie?\u0026#8221;: The Ethics of Electronic Reverse Panhandling\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFar from the Tree: Leaving Your Own Paper Company\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Post-Mortem Aerobic Media Space\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFLAC → LAME QR Code Encoding Codecs\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHardtack and Rickshaw: Frontiers in eCommerce Exchange\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Wide Net: Targeting the Stout Man\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpscale Feline Premiums (US and Intl.)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Charlie Kaufman Multiverse: Retroscripting the Charlie Kaufmaning of Charlie Kaufman\u0026#8217;s Charlie Kaufman\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnhanced Social Components of Gamification Engineering\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeanuts Envy: Cracking the Preferred Legume of the Gaul\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eROX: Finding New Returns on…Something\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u0026#8220;The Remora \u003cem\u003eFeel\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#8221;: Exploring the Physics of Virtual Viral Piggybacking\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElements of Pipe \u0026amp; Drape Cos-TUME Presentation\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegister TODAY!\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEarly Bird Registration\u003c/strong\u003e: 10 Wampum. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlatinum Sponsors\u003c/strong\u003e: MeeBow®, Nostalgex®, CDrivers®, NRG Hookerz!®, and Sandy's Fancy Dance-A-Tron®.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's an LSAT question.","date_published":"2012-12-02T09:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/d9a4ad0b-75b6-4902-a225-a4de696fa6fc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24283715,"duration_in_seconds":1989}]},{"id":"Adam_Ruins_Everything.mp3","title":"Episode 47: Adam Ruins Everything","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/47","content_text":"Listen. It’s actually very simple.\n\nWhen you buy in to the You Look Nice Today “Inverted Triangle Program™” you enter a world of theoretically unlimited income. \n\nRecruit two friends, ask them to recruit two friends, and—BOOM—you’re reviving even the most tired franchise.\n\nMazel Tov!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eListen. It\u0026#8217;s actually \u003cem\u003every\u003c/em\u003e simple.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you buy in to the You Look Nice Today \u0026#8220;Inverted Triangle Program™\u0026#8221; you enter a world of theoretically unlimited income. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRecruit two friends, ask them to recruit two friends, and—\u003cstrong\u003eBOOM\u003c/strong\u003e—you\u0026#8217;re reviving even the most tired franchise.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMazel Tov!\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's like Chaucer that way.","date_published":"2012-11-02T08:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/b5e9a394-ef56-437c-9486-73b92dfddbc4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29648497,"duration_in_seconds":2436}]},{"id":"ylnt_poolside.mp3","title":"Episode 46: Poolside","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/46","content_text":"\n\nATTENTION! POOL RULES!\n\n\nFree swim Thursdays 4:00 - 4:15.\nShower before entering pool. Also, shave before entering pool. \nThis is a “Body Shame Free” zone. You must keep your eyes closed at all times.\nChairs may only be saved with a passport, $50 bill, or a signed photo of Burt Reynolds.\nTowels available for a small fee—ask the Towel Troll for details.\nWater in the pool is a privilege, not a right! \nJust going to be honest here about going #1 and #2: going #1 is way less of a big deal than you think. Going #2 is way more of a big deal than you think.\nDo NOT talk to Randy about 9/11.\nNO CANADIANS\n\n\nAlso: what’s your theme song; Adam the lion; cloggin’ a drain; seeing yourself in a mirror; grits etc.; Burt Reynolds; peeing on Car 17; splashing is not drowning; pool chairs for everyone bro; browsing TV Guide; Robin Hood of chaises; an original Playstation; The Meerkats and the Laundry Bag; nipples in a crawlspace; ask Quora; the sausage sweats. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/teachingsagittarian/3585246465/\" title=\"365/151 by teachingsagittarian, on Flickr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3347/3585246465_10336dd727_z.jpg\" width=\"100%\" height=\"*\" alt=\"365/151\"\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch1\u003eATTENTION! POOL RULES!\u003c/h1\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree swim Thursdays 4:00 - 4:15.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShower before entering pool. Also, shave before entering pool. \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis is a \u0026#8220;Body Shame Free\u0026#8221; zone. You must keep your eyes closed at all times.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChairs may only be saved with a passport, $50 bill, or a signed photo of Burt Reynolds.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTowels available for a small fee—ask the Towel Troll for details.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater in the pool is a privilege, not a right! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJust going to be honest here about going #1 and #2: going #1 is way less of a big deal than you think. Going #2 is way more of a big deal than you think.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo NOT talk to Randy about 9/11.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNO CANADIANS\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso\u003c/strong\u003e: what\u0026#8217;s your theme song; Adam the lion; cloggin\u0026#8217; a drain; seeing yourself in a mirror; grits etc.; Burt Reynolds; peeing on Car 17; splashing is not drowning; pool chairs for everyone bro; browsing \u003cem\u003eTV Guide\u003c/em\u003e; Robin Hood of chaises; an original Playstation; The Meerkats and the Laundry Bag; nipples in a crawlspace; ask Quora; the sausage sweats. \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"When Michiko comes in.","date_published":"2012-10-02T14:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/ecbaf556-73fe-4ff9-b3b1-9fb95bf907e6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":26497927,"duration_in_seconds":2173}]},{"id":"Morning_Glory.mp3","title":"Episode 45: Morning Glory","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/45","content_text":"TO: Paul Polman, CEO\nUnilever PLC\nLondon, United Kingdom  \n\nDear Mr. Polman, \n\nI hope you can help me.  \n\nYou are in charge of a massive, multinational food and detergent company. So I understand that you are a very busy man. My problem, while small compared to all of the things you must worry about every day, is of dire importance to me.   \n\nI have been a fan of your Ragu line of pasta sauces for many years.   \n\nSpecifically, I love your Ragu Robusto™ Six Cheese Pasta Sauce.   \n\nMore specifically, I love to have sex with your Ragu Robusto™ Six Cheese Pasta Sauce.   \n\n\n\nYes, I am a salsaphile—someone who is stimulated by tomato-based sauces or purées. Yes, it is very real. The DSM-IV-TR (psychiatry’s literal Bible) almost refers to it several times.   \n\nFor years, I have loved Ragu Six Cheese. A fine purée and creamy balance of cheeses, lovingly microwaved for 45 seconds, has been my companion for so many otherwise lonely nights. In fact, two years ago I broke off my relationships with all other sauces and decided to see Ragu Six exclusively. After a final, lingering kiss with Newman’s Own Cabernet Marinara, I and Ragu Six were free to begin the next stage of our life together.  \n\nThen, disaster.   \n\nSome bean counter in your accounting department must have decided to cut costs. Suddenly, one Saturday evening, Ragu Six changed. The viscosity was off. The skin-feel was different. I looked down into my specially designed bowl and didn’t recognize the sauce staring back up at me.  \n\nYou might think that I am an isolated case, some lone “weirdo” with a grudge. Not true! The forum at NoShameTomato.org is on fire with dozens of complaints from folks who also preferred the amorous texture of the previous formula. Those are complaints from many different people who are definitely not me.   \n\nMr. Polman, I understand that you are probably not sexually aroused by a liquified Burpee Super Italian. But, please, I beg that you go back to the old recipe. Give me back the sauce I once loved so much.   \n\nBest regards,\nTaylor Martin\nGrants Pass, OR  \n\n\n\nSpecial introduction by Matthew “Frenchish” Latkiewicz. \n\nAlso: Hidden Mickey and the eighth dwarf; a new kind of trust exercise and restaurant; Blueberry Morning; untenable stuff; Mexico is full of 200W bulbs and Concord Grape Pop Tarts; Maximum White Creme Pomade; writing to the CEO; ungrippable body wash; Action Line with the Wet Man; Depression-era food; welcome to The Jungle; brokavore gourmet; the CEO of Can; a handful of gravel; generics.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eTO: Paul Polman, CEO\u003cbr /\u003e\nUnilever PLC\u003cbr /\u003e\nLondon, United Kingdom  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDear Mr. Polman, \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI hope you can help me.  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou are in charge of a massive, multinational food and detergent company. So I understand that you are a very busy man. My problem, while small compared to all of the things you must worry about every day, is of dire importance to me.   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI have been a fan of your Ragu line of pasta sauces for many years.   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSpecifically, I \u003cem\u003elove\u003c/em\u003e your Ragu Robusto™ Six Cheese Pasta Sauce.   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMore specifically, I love to have sex with your Ragu Robusto™ Six Cheese Pasta Sauce.   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!--break--\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes, I am a salsaphile—someone who is stimulated by tomato-based sauces or purées. Yes, it is very real. The \u003cem\u003eDSM-IV-TR\u003c/em\u003e (psychiatry\u0026#8217;s literal Bible) almost refers to it several times.   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor years, I have loved Ragu Six Cheese. A fine purée and creamy balance of cheeses, lovingly microwaved for 45 seconds, has been my companion for so many otherwise lonely nights. In fact, two years ago I broke off my relationships with all other sauces and decided to see Ragu Six exclusively. After a final, lingering kiss with Newman\u0026#8217;s Own Cabernet Marinara, I and Ragu Six were free to begin the next stage of our life together.  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen, \u003cem\u003edisaster\u003c/em\u003e.   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome bean counter in your accounting department must have decided to cut costs. Suddenly, one Saturday evening, Ragu Six changed. The viscosity was off. The skin-feel was different. I looked down into my specially designed bowl and didn\u0026#8217;t recognize the sauce staring back up at me.  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou might think that I am an isolated case, some lone \u0026#8220;weirdo\u0026#8221; with a grudge. Not true! The forum at NoShameTomato.org is on fire with dozens of complaints from folks who also preferred the amorous texture of the previous formula. Those are complaints from many different people who are definitely not me.   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMr. Polman, I understand that you are probably not sexually aroused by a liquified Burpee Super Italian. But, please, I beg that you go back to the old recipe. Give me back the sauce I once loved so much.   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBest regards,\u003cbr /\u003e\nTaylor Martin\u003cbr /\u003e\nGrants Pass, OR  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003chr /\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSpecial introduction by \u003ca href=\"http://www.youwillnotbelieve.us\"\u003eMatthew \u0026#8220;Frenchish\u0026#8221; Latkiewicz\u003c/a\u003e. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso: Hidden Mickey and the eighth dwarf; a new kind of trust exercise and restaurant; Blueberry Morning; untenable stuff; Mexico is full of 200W bulbs and Concord Grape Pop Tarts; Maximum White Creme Pomade; writing to the CEO; ungrippable body wash; Action Line with the Wet Man; Depression-era food; welcome to The Jungle; brokavore gourmet; the CEO of Can; a handful of gravel; generics.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Just a Squirt.","date_published":"2012-09-02T14:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/c271dac4-5bf7-4e67-b416-a5365578b321.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22268639,"duration_in_seconds":1821}]},{"id":"The_Rules.mp3","title":"Episode 44: The Rules","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/44","content_text":"Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership! \n\nAh, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with optional Sports Package and Premium Ground Effects. This favored daughter of luxury is blessed with power steering, calfskin cup holders, and eleven LCD screens. And, she is yours today, my friend, for the pittance of $32,000. \n\nVery nice!\n\n[silence]   \n\n\n\nAhhhhhhhhh, yes, my friend. I can tell from your ironic eyeglasses and gawky demeanor that you are the kind of man who will do much research! Very nice. Well, for you? My manager approves: I take off $500!\n\n[silence]\n\nHmmm, in your hand I see a check for the full retail price and a printed out email whose subject line I can clearly read as “FWD: car-buying tips from Dad.” Please dispose of worries—from me only, you get a fair deal! $24,000! Best international price! You check on computer sites. Very nice.\n\n[silence]\n\nYou appear to be sweating, my friend. Would you like to sit down? What’s that? Ah, yes. Be well. Our wi-fi password is “N1ssanSux.” One word; no spaces. Very nice.\n\n[silence]\n\n$23,000 is as low as I can go. I pull my babies from school for you. \n\n[silence]\n\nNo? No?!? Still too much? Very nice. $22,000 and a copy of the hit board game Scruples! My death like a mere dog is your good fortune, my friend! \n\n[silence]\n\nArgh! Again, you push too hard! Too hard! Very Nice!!! \n\nOkay. Yes yes yes yes yes! $21,000, AND the Scruples, AND a taste of the food you are literally taking from my child’s mouth. Very nice.\n\n[silence]\n\nI do not know how you do it! Please, accept my offer or they will fire me! $15,000 out the door. Scruples, free. Also a very small bust of Bette Midler. And Amish lathe. Many veins. My gift I make for you. Very nice. \n\n[silence]\n\nYes. Okay. You think about it. Talk to wife. Sure. Good. I bring more coffee and fresh Pop-O-Matic. Yes.\n\n[silence]\n\nVery nice, my friend.\n\nVery. Very. Nice. \n\n[silence]","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eHello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAh, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with optional Sports Package and Premium Ground Effects. This favored daughter of luxury is blessed with power steering, calfskin cup holders, and eleven LCD screens. And, she is yours today, my friend, for the pittance of $32,000. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eVery nice!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]   \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!--break--\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAhhhhhhhhh, yes, my friend. I can tell from your ironic eyeglasses and gawky demeanor that you are the kind of man who will do much research! Very nice. Well, for you? My manager approves: I take off \u003cem\u003e$500\u003c/em\u003e!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHmmm, in your hand I see a check for the full retail price and a printed out email whose subject line I can clearly read as \u0026#8220;FWD: car-buying tips from Dad.\u0026#8221; Please dispose of worries—from me only, you get a fair deal! $24,000! Best international price! You check on computer sites. Very nice.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou appear to be sweating, my friend. Would you like to sit down? What\u0026#8217;s that? Ah, yes. Be well. Our wi-fi password is \u0026#8220;\u003ccode\u003eN1ssanSux\u003c/code\u003e.\u0026#8221; One word; no spaces. Very nice.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e$23,000 is as low as I can go. I pull my babies from school for you. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo? No?!? Still too much? Very nice. $22,000 and a copy of the hit board game Scruples! My death like a mere dog is your good fortune, my friend! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eArgh! Again, you push too hard! Too hard! Very Nice!!! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOkay. Yes yes yes yes \u003cem\u003eyes\u003c/em\u003e! $21,000, AND the Scruples, AND a taste of the food you are literally taking from my child\u0026#8217;s mouth. Very nice.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI do not know how you do it! Please, accept my offer or they will fire me! $15,000 out the door. Scruples, free. Also a very small bust of Bette Midler. And Amish lathe. Many veins. My gift I make for you. Very nice. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Okay. You think about it. Talk to wife. Sure. Good. I bring more coffee and fresh Pop-O-Matic. Yes.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eVery nice, my friend.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eVery. Very. Nice. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003e[\u003cem\u003esilence\u003c/em\u003e]\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/KGA6cb71v04\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Very nice.","date_published":"2012-08-01T23:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/ab617902-fa67-4b60-8748-1b9fbbac0739.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28939910,"duration_in_seconds":2377}]},{"id":"Gellies_s02_e05.mp3","title":"Episode 43: Gellies Local 416","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/43","content_text":"Thieving Threesome Nabbed\n\n(California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the attempted theft of over $400 in merchandise. The men refused to identify themselves, giving only their local club affiliation: Gellies Local 416.\n\n“This wasn’t your normal grab-and-go,” said Target assistant manager Charles Monjohnson. “Like what they were wearing: fezzes, vests, and some kind of extremely roomy jumpsuit.” \n\nAlso strange, he said, were the items they attempted to steal. A partial list: \n\n  • King James bible\n  • Cap gun caps\n  • Advil\n  • 60 Minutes box set\n  • Mossimo Hyper-jacket\n  • 6 loaves of Wonder bread\n  • Wine glasses\n  • A Tivo\n  • 42 bottles of Beano  \n\nOne witness, who asked not to be identified, had an up-close view of the incident: “I don’t know how they thought they’d get out of there with all that stuff,” she said. “Sure, they tried to cram some of it into their jumpsuits, but it was just spilling out of their clothes. They walked past the security guard just as nonchalant as can be, making eye contact, smiling and nodding as if they had nothing to hide. And if the store alarm hadn’t gone off, they might have gotten away with it, too.”\n\nThe three say they were obtaining supplies for their group’s annual “Doin’ It for the Kids” celebration, in which pediatric burn victims compete in a series of events for the coveted “Gelly” award. \n\nSources inside the group revealed that the Gellies Local 416 chapter has been struggling financially for years. \n\n\n\nAlso: Simpson’s Speculation vs. Lisagor’s Constant, the red cloud button, stem of a snifter, the Full Rooney, whiskey for the house, haha that wine label made me laugh just kidding it’s the worst, bodegalier, preemptive delivery service, Adam’s other apartment, don’t really ever wink ever, buddy waiter, guilty innocence, Advil snatch, just to feel something, anything, friendship union, The Tilders, play that back in Latin, a fez and a tiny car, Knights of Caesar, blast that window. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThieving Threesome Nabbed\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the attempted theft of over $400 in merchandise. The men refused to identify themselves, giving only their local club affiliation: Gellies Local 416.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026#8220;This wasn\u0026#8217;t your normal grab-and-go,\u0026#8221; said Target assistant manager Charles Monjohnson. \u0026#8220;Like what they were wearing: fezzes, vests, and some kind of extremely roomy jumpsuit.\u0026#8221; \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso strange, he said, were the items they attempted to steal. A partial list: \n\n  • King James bible\u003cbr /\u003e\n  • Cap gun caps\u003cbr /\u003e\n  • Advil\u003cbr /\u003e\n  • \u003cem\u003e60 Minutes\u003c/em\u003e box set\u003cbr /\u003e\n  • Mossimo Hyper-jacket\u003cbr /\u003e\n  • 6 loaves of Wonder bread\u003cbr /\u003e\n  • Wine glasses\u003cbr /\u003e\n  • A Tivo\u003cbr /\u003e\n  • 42 bottles of Beano  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne witness, who asked not to be identified, had an up-close view of the incident: \u0026#8220;I don\u0026#8217;t know how they thought they\u0026#8217;d get out of there with all that stuff,\u0026#8221; she said. \u0026#8220;Sure, they tried to cram some of it into their jumpsuits, but it was just spilling out of their clothes. They walked past the security guard just as nonchalant as can be, making eye contact, smiling and nodding as if they had nothing to hide. And if the store alarm hadn\u0026#8217;t gone off, they might have gotten away with it, too.\u0026#8221;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe three say they were obtaining supplies for their group\u0026#8217;s annual \u0026#8220;Doin\u0026#8217; It for the Kids\u0026#8221; celebration, in which pediatric burn victims compete in a series of events for the coveted \u0026#8220;Gelly\u0026#8221; award. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSources inside the group revealed that the Gellies Local 416 chapter has been struggling financially for years. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso: Simpson\u0026#8217;s Speculation vs. Lisagor\u0026#8217;s Constant, the red cloud button, stem of a snifter, the Full Rooney, whiskey for the house, haha that wine label made me laugh just kidding it\u0026#8217;s the worst, bodegalier, preemptive delivery service, Adam\u0026#8217;s other apartment, don\u0026#8217;t really ever wink ever, buddy waiter, guilty innocence, Advil snatch, just to feel something, anything, friendship union, The Tilders, play that back in Latin, a fez and a tiny car, Knights of Caesar, blast that window. \u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Tiny Cars and Leviticus","date_published":"2012-07-01T22:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/545f603b-99ce-4cca-9886-f324556a1e39.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24500439,"duration_in_seconds":2007}]},{"id":"Druthers_s02e04.mp3","title":"Episode 42: Druthers, CA","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/42","content_text":"\n\nWelcome to Druthers, CA! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us:\n\n• Yes. Keep checking your mailbox. No, again. Faster. Now, pay it forward.\n• DO not touch the princess anywhere that her swimsuit would cover.\n• No sighing in the doughnut line.\n• Just stop tapping your goddamned foot fer chrissakes.\n• Uncle Blackman’s Enthusiastic Antebellum Sprinting Adventure is closed for renovation until further notice.\n• Keep a sharp eye out for “Hidden Deppies”\n• Climbing on the Leon Uris shelf  is strictly prohibited.\n• No insie-outsies on “Lock-In Night.”\n• Only children under 42 inches in height are permitted to romp in Erma’s Cherry Bowl—and each child MUST be accompanied by a non tripping-balls parent.\n• SORRY! After June 7, 1998, Arlo’s “Shuck Bux” will no longer be honored.\n• Thank you in advance for not discussing disused aspect ratios.\n• Cut line early on rides you like. Lines are for babies.\n• The Sacristy is not there for making-out. Sacristy only likes you as a friend—and not actually all that much to be honest.\n• PLEASE don’t slam your locker door.\n• Q*bert ALWAYS hits on “16.” You may double-down on aces and Robotron.\n• The Parade will NOT stop in the event you are injured by a Moog.\n• SHAME on you. Seriously.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://assets.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images/podcasts/images/5/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/episodes/b/b4c472d3-440f-4b45-9c84-3b745acc94e1/header_small.jpg?ver=1\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to \u003cstrong\u003eDruthers, CA\u003c/strong\u003e! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Yes. Keep checking your mailbox. No, \u003cem\u003eagain\u003c/em\u003e. Faster. Now, pay it forward.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• DO not touch the princess anywhere that her swimsuit would cover.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• No sighing in the doughnut line.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• Just stop tapping your goddamned foot fer chrissakes.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• \u003cem\u003eUncle Blackman\u0026#8217;s Enthusiastic Antebellum Sprinting Adventure\u003c/em\u003e is closed for renovation until further notice.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• Keep a sharp eye out for \u0026#8220;Hidden Deppies\u0026#8221;\u003cbr /\u003e\n• Climbing on the Leon Uris shelf  is strictly prohibited.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• No insie-outsies on \u0026#8220;Lock-In Night.\u0026#8221;\u003cbr /\u003e\n• Only children under 42 inches in height are permitted to romp in \u003cem\u003eErma\u0026#8217;s Cherry Bowl\u003c/em\u003e—and each child MUST be accompanied by a non tripping-balls parent.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• SORRY! After June 7, 1998, Arlo\u0026#8217;s \u0026#8220;Shuck Bux\u0026#8221; will no longer be honored.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• Thank you in advance for not discussing disused aspect ratios.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• Cut line early on rides you like. Lines are for babies.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• The Sacristy is \u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c/strong\u003e there for making-out. Sacristy only likes you \u003cem\u003eas a friend\u003c/em\u003e—and not actually all that much to be honest.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• PLEASE don\u0026#8217;t slam your locker door.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• Q*bert ALWAYS hits on \u0026#8220;16.\u0026#8221; You may double-down on aces and Robotron.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• The Parade will NOT stop in the event you are injured by a Moog.\u003cbr /\u003e\n• SHAME on you. \u003cem\u003eSeriously\u003c/em\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Check your mailbox. Go ahead.","date_published":"2012-06-01T23:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/b4c472d3-440f-4b45-9c84-3b745acc94e1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29876475,"duration_in_seconds":2455}]},{"id":"ylnt_s02e03-Stenciled_Approach.mp3","title":"Episode 41: The Stenciled Approach","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/41","content_text":"The Stenciled Approach | You Look Nice Today on Huffduffer\n\nSummer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear! \n\nFirst, make sure you’ve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocked, shanty-towned, gathered, pinned, stapled, re-steamed, cobblered, new-jacked, and–yes–packed. \n\nTo help you get your own Summer bag rolling in style, take a minute to inventory your way through our indispensable You Look Nice Today Packing List:\n\n\n\n\nCobbler Steam Alarm\n501 Peg ’n Spike Kit\nNipponese House Tote\nArm Garters\nRetail-Rated Folding Board(s)\nBamboo Clipboard\nSanitary and Diabetes Socks\nBanana Smudge\nStaple Gun (emptied and locked, per TSA regulations)\nBurn Creams, Salves, and Unguents\nFunctional Parfait\nFoster Transformer\n\n\nBest of luck, have a terrific Summer, and try not to let your legs explode. \n\nImagine it….","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cobject type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://huffduffer.com/flash/player.swf?soundFile=http://traffic.libsyn.com/themerlinshowhi/ylnt_s02e03-Stenciled_Approach.mp3\" width=\"290\" height=\"24\"\u003e\u003cparam name=\"movie\" value=\"http://huffduffer.com/flash/player.swf?soundFile=http://traffic.libsyn.com/themerlinshowhi/ylnt_s02e03-Stenciled_Approach.mp3\" /\u003e\u003cparam name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" /\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://huffduffer.com/merlinmann/73068\"\u003eThe Stenciled Approach | You Look Nice Today on Huffduffer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/object\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSummer\u0026#8217;s right around the corner, guys. So, let\u0026#8217;s get in gear—yes, \u003cem\u003eyour gear\u003c/em\u003e! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFirst, make sure you\u0026#8217;ve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocked, shanty-towned, gathered, pinned, stapled, re-steamed, cobblered, new-jacked, and\u0026#8211;yes\u0026#8211;\u003cstrong\u003epacked\u003c/strong\u003e. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo help you get your own Summer bag rolling in style, take a minute to inventory your way through our indispensable \u003cem\u003eYou Look Nice Today\u003c/em\u003e Packing List:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--break--\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCobbler Steam Alarm\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e501 Peg \u0026#8217;n Spike Kit\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNipponese House Tote\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArm Garters\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail-Rated Folding Board(s)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo Clipboard\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSanitary \u003cem\u003eand\u003c/em\u003e Diabetes Socks\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBanana Smudge\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStaple Gun (emptied and locked, per TSA regulations)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBurn Creams, Salves, and Unguents\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunctional Parfait\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFoster Transformer\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBest of luck, have a terrific Summer, and try not to let your legs explode. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eImagine it…\u003c/em\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/o9cemXUUfx0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Sssssh! Imagine it.","date_published":"2012-05-02T19:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/10545703-26fb-434b-921c-0cd43c4ff196.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":29223037,"duration_in_seconds":2401}]},{"id":"Lobster_Farm.mp3","title":"Episode 40: Lobster Farm","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/40","content_text":"We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to them forever. Because we want to be the biggest sushi lovers we know.\n\nTo honor that love, we worked with a team of chefs to create signature sushi rolls for each of us. First, we went to Japan and found some masters of the form. Then we taught them English and made them listen to all of our shows, over and over, until they had distilled the essence of each of us into a roll. \n\nHere they are—invite your friends over for a YLNT Sushi Night sometime soon. \n\nThe Merlin Roll: copy of Cheri magazine (June 1978), Hüsker Dü T-shirt, mayonnaise.\n\nThe Scott Roll: pantyhose, glossy photograph of Harry Anderson, mayonnaise.\n\nThe Adam Roll: nunchucks, B♭dim7 chord, mayonnaise.\n\nAlso: Sushi DMV, pupu platter, Tuna Corn Mayonnaise, kiwanis roll, the Andrew Jackson with extra hickory, two types of foreigner, $50 squid, lobster drag, dinner theater, is it vegetarian if she throws it away, Tevas, “My mussel’s name is Sandy,” ma, the jute chewers, churn for a living, Andie MacDowell and a Sofia Mini.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe don\u0026#8217;t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That\u0026#8217;s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to them forever. Because we want to be the biggest sushi lovers we know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTo honor that love, we worked with a team of chefs to create signature sushi rolls for each of us. First, we went to Japan and found some masters of the form. Then we taught them English and made them listen to all of our shows, over and over, until they had distilled the essence of each of us into a roll. \u003c!--break--\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHere they are—invite your friends over for a YLNT Sushi Night sometime soon. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Merlin Roll\u003c/b\u003e: copy of Cheri magazine (June 1978), Hüsker Dü T-shirt, mayonnaise.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Scott Roll\u003c/b\u003e: pantyhose, glossy photograph of Harry Anderson, mayonnaise.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Adam Roll\u003c/b\u003e: nunchucks, B♭dim7 chord, mayonnaise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso: Sushi DMV, pupu platter, Tuna Corn Mayonnaise, kiwanis roll, the Andrew Jackson with extra hickory, two types of foreigner, $50 squid, lobster drag, dinner theater, is it vegetarian if she throws it away, Tevas, \u0026#8220;My mussel\u0026#8217;s name is Sandy,\u0026#8221; ma, the jute chewers, churn for a living, Andie MacDowell and a Sofia Mini.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Kiwanis Roll","date_published":"2012-04-01T23:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/f9de80e4-d458-4d06-a654-7b5e0e195745.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22335065,"duration_in_seconds":1827}]},{"id":"Razzledazzle.mp3","title":"Episode 39: Razzledazzle","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/39","content_text":"\n\nUnpeeling the gunt, extending the brand, and rendering a sidekick polyhedron that really scales.\n\nIt’s a start.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/5/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/aENk1CS_.jpg\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnpeeling the gunt, extending the brand, and rendering a sidekick polyhedron that really scales.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt\u0026#8217;s a start\u003c/em\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"The artist doesn't normify.","date_published":"2012-03-06T22:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/997c0613-647a-462a-823f-1fba48ab1ebe.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25797995,"duration_in_seconds":2115}]},{"id":"Thats_Babies.mp3","title":"Episode 38: That's Babies","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/38","content_text":"“Baby City”\nTrad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo Pärt\n\n\nBabies are special\nbabies are tough\nbabies have smooth skin\nNE-VER rough! \n\nHave you been to this place\nthis magical land\nwhere everyone’s a baby\n(baby hearts, baby hands\nbaby hearts, baby hands\nbaby hearts, baby hands)\n\nBaby policeman! \nBaby D.A.! \nBaby court-appointed defense attorney! \n\n\nBaby bus driver! \nBaby hobo! \nIncredible babies\nGo babies go! \n\n\nAlso: No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane cures, can you pause it, toy robot, the miracle of childbirth, tubs, dilation-related study materials, music jokes.\n\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u0026#8220;Baby City\u0026#8221;\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eTrad., to the tune of \u0026#8220;Tabula Rasa\u0026#8221; by Arvo Pärt\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\nBabies are special\u003cbr /\u003e\nbabies are tough\u003cbr /\u003e\nbabies have smooth skin\u003cbr /\u003e\nNE-VER rough! \u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003cbr /\u003e\nHave you been to this place\u003cbr /\u003e\nthis magical land\u003cbr /\u003e\nwhere everyone\u0026#8217;s a baby\u003cbr /\u003e\n(baby hearts, baby hands\u003cbr /\u003e\nbaby hearts, baby hands\u003cbr /\u003e\nbaby hearts, baby hands)\u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003cbr /\u003e\nBaby policeman! \u003cbr /\u003e\nBaby D.A.! \u003cbr /\u003e\nBaby court-appointed defense attorney! \u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003c!--break--\u003e\n\u003cbr /\u003e\nBaby bus driver! \u003cbr /\u003e\nBaby hobo! \u003cbr /\u003e\nIncredible babies\u003cbr /\u003e\nGo babies go! \u003cbr /\u003e\n\u003c/blockquote\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso\u003c/strong\u003e: No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane cures, can you pause it, toy robot, the miracle of childbirth, tubs, dilation-related study materials, music jokes.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://youlooknicetoday.com/\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://youlooknicetoday.com/files/images/icecream.jpg\" alt=\"IceCream\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/6Fxyk5r-u9A\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Keep it Paregoric","date_published":"2010-11-03T09:15:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/57d5f766-1897-400f-b3ca-fea4a90d7f93.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30375151,"duration_in_seconds":2497}]},{"id":"ylnt_037.mp3","title":"Episode 37: The Magic Number","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/37","content_text":"We went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the woods is a bit fuzzy; fortunately, someone thought to make an audio recording of it.\n\nThis episode is about friendship. (And some other stuff. Well, mostly other stuff.)\n\nWe never would have had the chance to make this if it weren’t for our friend Jesse Thorn—the brains, gumption, and do-juice behind MaxFunCon. So Jesse, this episode is for you. Throughout the month of May, whenever we make number three, we’ll be thinking only of you.\n\n(Please note: this is the show that Jad Abumrad was at, and he totally laughed.)\n\nOne last note: print this out \u0026amp; show us your Winston face for 15% off your first Maraschino Isopropyl at Mommy Needs a Minute. Look for a franchise opening soon, in your kitchen, as soon as I find that corkscrew…\n\n\n\n\n\nBlack and white photos by Jon Deal.\nPhoto #2 by Noe Montes.\nPhoto #3 by Katie Spence.\nPhoto #4 by Merlin.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the woods is a bit fuzzy; fortunately, someone thought to make an audio recording of it.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis episode is about friendship. (And some other stuff. Well, mostly other stuff.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe never would have had the chance to make this if it weren\u0026#8217;t for our friend Jesse Thorn—the brains, gumption, and do-juice behind \u003ca href=\"http://www.maxfuncon.com/\"\u003eMaxFunCon\u003c/a\u003e. So Jesse, this episode is for you. Throughout the month of May, whenever we make number three, we\u0026#8217;ll be thinking only of you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Please note: this is the show that Jad Abumrad was at, and he \u003cem\u003etotally\u003c/em\u003e laughed.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne last note: print this out \u0026amp; show us your Winston face for 15% off your first Maraschino Isopropyl at Mommy Needs a Minute. Look for a franchise opening soon, in your kitchen, as soon as I find that corkscrew…\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/noemontes/4594360393/\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://youlooknicetoday.com/files/images/winston.jpg\" alt=\"MaxFun\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white photos by \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/ransom-note-typography/sets/72157624033437806/\"\u003eJon Deal\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\nPhoto #2 by \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/noemontes/4594360393/\"\u003eNoe Montes\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\nPhoto #3 by \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/spenceke/4595553161/\"\u003eKatie Spence\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cbr /\u003e\nPhoto #4 by \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/merlin/4601323557/in/pool-ylnt\"\u003eMerlin\u003c/a\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Victory","date_published":"2010-05-19T01:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/7606e850-a578-4672-a7b2-fbd7064aa484.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24965812,"duration_in_seconds":2046}]},{"id":"ylnt_036.mp3","title":"Episode 36: Bubbles","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/36","content_text":"Bankruptcy Liquidation Auction\nBeginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd.\nLong Beach, CA\nFeb 8, 2010\n\nRegistration 7:30-10:00 A.M.\n\nAuction With Reserve Will Be Conducted By:\nLeroy D. Plaavs, III, License #KCL6232\n\nNotice:\n\n\nLIQUIDATION OF THEIR 15’ x 25’ EXECUTIVE STORAGE UNIT WILL BEGIN PROMPTLY AT 7:30\nALL ITEMS SOLD AS-IS\nORIGINAL OWNERS WILL LIKELY BE PRESENT, DISGUISED AS POTENTIAL BUYERS\n\n\nSummary:\n\nSellers are forced, after years of negative cash flow, to liquidate their storage locker as a condition of their bankruptcy claim. Sellers identify themselves as “We Look Nice,” an internet group. Items for sale include memorabilia and other items related to the sellers’ childhoods, including:\n\nButterfly knives\nPlayer piano rolls\nSeveral boxes of generic LEGO clone called MARGO\nAutographed photo of Ira Glass\nAutographed photo of Pete Rose (same signature as above)\nMuseum-quality collection of antique popcorn poppers\nNail parings\nInspirational poster, “CHANGE”\n250 copies of self-published book, “The Annotated Penthouse Letters”\n…and much more\n\nPAYMENT MAY BE MADE IN THE FORM OF DOLLARS, YUAN, FLOOZ, OR COMPLIMENTS THAT SOUND LIKE YOU MEAN IT.\n\nDO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH SELLERS, THEY’RE STILL PRETTY SAD ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING\n\n\n\nPhoto: Boxed-in, by patries71\nTLJ Bizcard by JasPer","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBankruptcy Liquidation Auction\u003cbr /\u003e\nBeginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd.\u003cbr /\u003e\nLong Beach, CA\u003cbr /\u003e\nFeb 8, 2010\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRegistration 7:30-10:00 A.M.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAuction With Reserve Will Be Conducted By:\u003cbr /\u003e\nLeroy D. Plaavs, III, License #KCL6232\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNotice\u003c/b\u003e:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLIQUIDATION OF THEIR 15\u0026#8217; x 25\u0026#8217; EXECUTIVE STORAGE UNIT WILL BEGIN PROMPTLY AT 7:30\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALL ITEMS SOLD AS-IS\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eORIGINAL OWNERS WILL LIKELY BE PRESENT, DISGUISED AS POTENTIAL BUYERS\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ol\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSummary\u003c/b\u003e:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSellers are forced, after years of negative cash flow, to liquidate their storage locker as a condition of their bankruptcy claim. Sellers identify themselves as \u0026#8220;We Look Nice,\u0026#8221; an internet group. \u003c!--break--\u003eItems for sale include memorabilia and other items related to the sellers\u0026#8217; childhoods, including:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eButterfly knives\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayer piano rolls\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeveral boxes of generic LEGO clone called MARGO\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAutographed photo of Ira Glass\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAutographed photo of Pete Rose (same signature as above)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMuseum-quality collection of antique popcorn poppers\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNail parings\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspirational poster, \u0026#8220;CHANGE\u0026#8221;\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e250 copies of self-published book, \u0026#8220;The Annotated Penthouse Letters\u0026#8221;\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u0026#8230;and much more\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePAYMENT MAY BE MADE IN THE FORM OF DOLLARS, YUAN, FLOOZ, OR COMPLIMENTS THAT SOUND LIKE YOU MEAN IT.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH SELLERS, THEY\u0026#8217;RE STILL PRETTY SAD ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhoto: \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/patries71/839179817/\"\u003eBoxed-in\u003c/a\u003e, by patries71\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nTLJ Bizcard by \u003ca href=\"http://jasonpermenter.com/\"\u003eJasPer\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/YU1Uw6odQN8\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"His name was Vernon.","date_published":"2010-02-08T22:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/a19ad522-bde7-42e9-95e2-f97a67a23210.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30437353,"duration_in_seconds":2502}]},{"id":"ylnt_035.mp3","title":"Episode 35: The Sake Period","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/35","content_text":"Subject: #1228743 “Mann”\nApplication Date: September 4, 1980\n\nSubject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subject’s 12th separate application to the Board in just the past 2 years.\n\nNo signs of progress.\n\nPictured, above, is Subject’s self-declared “Summer Transformation.” No comment is required other than to note the outfit, which includes a web belt, painter’s pants, fake Adidas “four-striper” sneakers, a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt, and, tragically, Mork suspenders.\n\nIt is the recommendation of this Coolness Officer that Subject be allowed to re-apply to the Board not less then two (2) years from now, or after the cessation of puberty, whichever is soonest.\n\nAPPLICATION STATUS: DENIED (UNCOOL)\n\n\n\nASSOCIATED MEDIA:\n\ncyber goth dreads\nEnter the Dragon mirror scene\nHey Baby by Bruce Channel\nSad Eyes by Robert John\nInfinity by Journey\n\nPHOTOS: Merlin Mann (top), Wikia (bottom)","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSubject: #1228743 \u0026#8220;Mann\u0026#8221;\u003cbr\u003e\nApplication Date: September 4, 1980\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSubject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subject\u0026#8217;s 12th separate application to the Board in just the past 2 years.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo signs of progress.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePictured, above, is Subject\u0026#8217;s self-declared \u0026#8220;Summer Transformation.\u0026#8221; No comment is required other than to note the outfit, which includes a web belt, painter\u0026#8217;s pants, fake Adidas \u0026#8220;four-striper\u0026#8221; sneakers, a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt, and, tragically, Mork suspenders.\u003c!--break--\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the recommendation of this Coolness Officer that Subject be allowed to re-apply to the Board not less then two (2) years from now, or after the cessation of puberty, whichever is soonest.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAPPLICATION STATUS: DENIED (UNCOOL)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eASSOCIATED MEDIA:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://www.google.com/search?rls=en\u0026amp;q=cyber+goth+dreads\u0026amp;ie=UTF-8\u0026amp;oe=UTF-8\"\u003ecyber goth dreads\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJA68HZB0g\"\u003eEnter the Dragon mirror scene\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4w1Mp6Mce4\"\u003eHey Baby by Bruce Channel\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1pRxLxkVS4\"\u003eSad Eyes by Robert John\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"http://www.amazon.com/Infinity-Journey/dp/B000002BN1\"\u003eInfinity by Journey\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003ePHOTOS: \u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/merlin/3914152241/\"\u003eMerlin Mann\u003c/a\u003e (top), \u003ca href=\"http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/James_Bond_(character)#Highlights_of_Bond.27s_cinematic_legacy\"\u003eWikia\u003c/a\u003e (bottom)\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/CPRpNb81IQw\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Not in a mean way.","date_published":"2009-12-04T07:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/565716a7-4110-4915-b946-c8e17ddf502c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":21783487,"duration_in_seconds":1781}]},{"id":"ylnt_034.mp3","title":"Episode 34: In Congrefs","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/34","content_text":"\n\nHop in our decommissioned World War II tank that has been outfitted to look like the Liberty Bell. The You Look Nice Today Tour of Philadelphia Hotspots starts in 5 minutes!\n\nFor just a few dollars we’ll take you on an all-day tour of The City with a Nickname. Some highlights:\n\nDiscuss fonts n’ ligatures with Merlin Mann at the Benjamin Franklin Museum’s authentic replica printing press.\nStroll briskly through “transitional” neighborhoods with YLNT Gentrification Ambassador Scott Simpson.\nHit the Burlington Coat Factory with your personal shopper for the day, Adam Lisagor. He’ll show you how to cry in the dressing room without leaving unsightly tear stains.\n\nAfter the tour, go with friends old and new to any local Curves™ franchise. Present a copy of this website for 15% off any CurveBurger or Curvey Fries. \n\nSeriously. Thanks PHL, you were the hottest one-night stand. Our favorite September 17, 2009 ever.\n\nLove, \n\nYouse Look Nice Today\n\n\n\nPhotos: Top \u0026amp; bottom photo by Merlin.\nAll other photos by Scott Troyan. Great work, Scott!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/5/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/3RKsN4UA.jpg\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHop in our decommissioned World War II tank that has been outfitted to look like the Liberty Bell. The You Look Nice Today Tour of Philadelphia Hotspots starts in 5 minutes!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor just a few dollars we\u0026#8217;ll take you on an all-day tour of The City with a Nickname. Some highlights:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiscuss\u003c/b\u003e fonts n\u0026#8217; ligatures with Merlin Mann at the Benjamin Franklin Museum\u0026#8217;s authentic replica printing press.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eStroll briskly\u003c/b\u003e through \u0026#8220;transitional\u0026#8221; neighborhoods with YLNT Gentrification Ambassador Scott Simpson.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eHit\u003c/b\u003e the Burlington Coat Factory with your personal shopper for the day, Adam Lisagor. He\u0026#8217;ll show you how to cry in the dressing room without leaving unsightly tear stains.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAfter the tour, go with friends old and new to any local Curves™ franchise. Present a copy of this website for 15% off any CurveBurger or Curvey Fries. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. Thanks PHL, you were the hottest one-night stand. Our favorite September 17, 2009 ever.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLove, \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYouse Look Nice Today\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/196804802/edutaining-this-is-a-part-of-the-ben-franklin\" title=\"Edutaining by merlinmann, on Flickr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2423/3948215310_c3b87738cd.jpg\" width=\"415\" height=\"*\" alt=\"Edutaining\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nPhotos: \u003cbr\u003eTop \u0026amp; bottom photo by \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/merlin/3940202412/in/pool-ylnt\"\u003eMerlin\u003c/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nAll other photos by \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/sxt/sets/72157622302056399/\"\u003eScott Troyan\u003c/a\u003e. Great work, Scott!\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/M_e3tDqOQEg\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Commodious","date_published":"2009-10-08T17:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/96f4a551-560a-41a2-abbb-c6e7b8244851.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":24068931,"duration_in_seconds":1971}]},{"id":"ylnt_033.mp3","title":"Episode 33: Breakin' In","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/33","content_text":"While under the influence of y, we reveal that:\n\n\nMerlin once put x in an envelope.\nScott hoped another guy’s x would draw attention away from his own -(x).\nAdam = 2x.\n\nIf y = “tequila,” solve for x.\n\nAlso: Belch alert. Home invasion defense strategies, Breakin’ In to find new friends, the tyranny of drinking glass etiquette, deep in Larry David territory, tip strategies, Adam’s got another ninja sword, Scott’s got a flask, Merlin’s got a cognitive bias.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWhile under the influence of \u003ci\u003ey\u003c/i\u003e, we reveal that:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMerlin once put \u003ci\u003ex\u003c/i\u003e in an envelope.\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScott hoped another guy\u0026#8217;s \u003ci\u003ex\u003c/i\u003e would draw attention away from his own -(\u003ci\u003ex\u003c/i\u003e).\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdam = 2\u003ci\u003ex\u003c/i\u003e.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ol\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf \u003cem\u003ey\u003c/em\u003e = \u0026#8220;tequila,\u0026#8221; solve for \u003cem\u003ex\u003c/em\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso: Belch alert. Home invasion defense strategies, Breakin\u0026#8217; In to find new friends, the tyranny of drinking glass etiquette, deep in Larry David territory, tip strategies, Adam\u0026#8217;s got another ninja sword, Scott\u0026#8217;s got a flask, Merlin\u0026#8217;s got a cognitive bias.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Squat. Gobble.","date_published":"2009-09-16T16:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/247bee68-67cc-4d98-8631-da5802fb5ab9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31510346,"duration_in_seconds":2591}]},{"id":"ylnt_032.mp3","title":"Episode 32: The Good Part","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/32","content_text":"You’re gonna love it—the guitar does this “Wheeee!” thing while the drums go all “Chukka chukka booda booda.” OK, here it comes. Shhhh!\n\nNo wait, that’s not it. Almost there, just after this last chorus. Seriously, I think you’re going to love the song once you’ve heard this part. What’s that, little guy? No, Daddy’s playing his new favorite song for Mommy, so if you could go over there and wait for us. Quietly. Thanks! \n\nHuh? Sure, I don’t care what we have for dinner. But wait, you’re gonna miss the—\n\n…\n\nJESUS. You just made me talk over the good part. GODDAMMIT. \n\nNo, it’s OK, whatever. I’m not going to rewind. Really, it’s NO BIG DEAL. It’s not a big, no…it’s really not a problem. It’s cool. I’ll play it for you later.\n\nPizza sounds fine.\n\nAlso covered: the business of High School scared-straight-for-Jesus groups, and our entry into that lucrative space: “The Drain Circlers.” We’re available for all auditorium-based school events.\nFees are very, very negotiable.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou\u0026#8217;re gonna love it—the guitar does this \u0026#8220;Wheeee!\u0026#8221; thing while the drums go all \u0026#8220;Chukka chukka booda booda.\u0026#8221; OK, here it comes. Shhhh!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo wait, that\u0026#8217;s not it. Almost there, just after this last chorus. Seriously, I think you\u0026#8217;re going to love the song once you\u0026#8217;ve heard this part. What\u0026#8217;s that, little guy? No, Daddy\u0026#8217;s playing his new favorite song for Mommy, so if you could go over there and wait for us. Quietly. Thanks! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHuh? Sure, I don\u0026#8217;t care what we have for dinner. But wait, you\u0026#8217;re gonna miss the—\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026#8230;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJESUS. You just made me talk over the good part. GODDAMMIT. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo, it\u0026#8217;s OK, whatever. I\u0026#8217;m not going to rewind. Really, it\u0026#8217;s NO BIG DEAL. It\u0026#8217;s not a big, no\u0026#8230;it\u0026#8217;s really not a problem. It\u0026#8217;s cool. I\u0026#8217;ll play it for you later.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePizza sounds fine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso covered\u003c/strong\u003e: the business of High School scared-straight-for-Jesus groups, and our entry into that lucrative space: \u0026#8220;The Drain Circlers.\u0026#8221; We\u0026#8217;re available for all auditorium-based school events.\nFees are very, very negotiable.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"High School Hypnosis","date_published":"2009-07-30T15:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/118da262-d727-4e3e-a316-fdf6b15a7706.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22803159,"duration_in_seconds":1866}]},{"id":"ylnt_031.mp3","title":"Episode 31: Lonely Polisher","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/31","content_text":"Seattle LIVE!: April 23, 2009\n\nWe teamed up with our pals Jordan, Jesse, Go! and took the Monsters of Podcasting on the road. Our Pacific Northwest Megatour kicked off in Seattle on Thursday and finally ended in Portland, on Sunday. In between: laughs, tears, exhaustion, roadies, groupies, monkeys…typical superstar stuff. \n\nIn this episode, we give a little bit back to our listeners. These are tough times. Money is tight. Luckily, we’re here to help. With Adam and Merlin’s antique appraisal expertise, you’ll be digging treasures out of your crawlspace in no time. \n\n\nCheck out more photos from the Northwest Megatour here.\n\n\nPhotos: \nLonely Polisher by Jason Permenter,\nYLNT: Road Monkey by Jason Permenter,\nRoadmonkey + lonelysandwichjr by twinch.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeattle LIVE!: April 23, 2009\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe teamed up with our pals \u003ca href=\"http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/jordan-jesse-go\"\u003eJordan, Jesse, Go!\u003c/a\u003e and took the Monsters of Podcasting on the road. Our \u003cstrong\u003ePacific Northwest Megatour\u003c/strong\u003e kicked off in Seattle on Thursday and finally ended in Portland, on Sunday. In between: laughs, tears, exhaustion, roadies, groupies, monkeys\u0026#8230;typical superstar stuff. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn this episode, we give a little bit back to our listeners. These are tough times. Money is tight. Luckily, we\u0026#8217;re here to help. With Adam and Merlin\u0026#8217;s antique appraisal expertise, you\u0026#8217;ll be digging treasures out of your crawlspace in no time. \n\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out more photos from the Northwest Megatour \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/monstersofpodcasting/\"\u003ehere\u003c/a\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nPhotos: \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"http://jasonpermenter.com\"\u003eLonely Polisher\u003c/a\u003e by Jason Permenter,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/volcanologist/3477733623/\"\u003eYLNT: Road Monkey\u003c/a\u003e by Jason Permenter,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/twinch/3509684368/in/pool-ylnt\"\u003eRoadmonkey + lonelysandwichjr\u003c/a\u003e by twinch.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/97Gqb-VUj5U\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Auto-Philately","date_published":"2009-05-22T15:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/a4b46160-4914-4a79-99b9-77dbe3f1a7c3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30157560,"duration_in_seconds":2478}]},{"id":"ylnt_030.mp3","title":"Episode 30: Angry Captain","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/30","content_text":"INT. DINGY POLICE CAPTAIN’S OFFICE IN THE 80’s - NIGHT\n\nThe chair behind the captain’s desk is empty. Two men sit, smoking, in folding chairs facing the desk. CABINTIRE (Adam Lisagor) relaxes in one chair; FLEECE (Emmanuel Lewis) fidgets in the other.\n\nFLEECE\nCabintire, I told you, man! Captain wasn’t gonna be cool with this!\n\nCABINTIRE\nPut your panties back on.\n\n(Cabintire hands Fleece a pair of frilly panties.)\n\nFLEECE\nFirst of all, no, man, that’s nasty. And they ain’t even my size! \n\nThe door swings open, then slams shut. CAPT RIFFLES (Dennis Franz) stands looking down at the two detectives, shaking his head, chuckling.\n\nRIFFLES\nDetective Cabintire.\n\nCABINTIRE\n(Sneering) \nYes … sir.\n\nRIFFLES\nWould you mind telling me what this is? \n\n(Riffles holds up a bloodied yoga mat.)\n\nCABINTIRE\nI believe they call that “evidence” in the police business, sir. \n\nRIFFLES\nThey might have called it that. Before you took it home and wiped your Downward-facing Dogs all over it for a few weeks. What were you thinking?\n\nFLEECE\nGoddammit, man! You’re crazy! I did NOT leave Langley for this bullshit!\n\nCABINTIRE\nWhy let a perfectly good yoga mat go to waste? Keep your panties on, Captain. \n\n(Cabintire hands Riffles a pair of lace panties.)\n\nFLEECE\nWhere you get all these panties from, man? \n\nCABINTIRE\nOh, these? They’re a gift from my aunt. My Aunt YOUR MOM.\n\n(The phone rings.)\n\nRIFFLES\nYeah? Oh Jesus. (Hangs up phone.) We got another guy on the roof, over on 72nd \u0026amp; Waldorf.\n\nFLEECE\nWho? A jumper?\n\nCABINTIRE\nNo. A fiddler.\n\nRIFFLES\nHow’d you know that, Cabintire? \n\nCABINTIRE\nNO TIME. Get in my Vanagon, I’ll explain on the way.\n\n\n\nONE MORE THING: In the episode Adam briefly mentions Birdhouse, his new iPhone app. Although YLNT officially endorses BirdBath Pro Lite™ as our Twitter app of choice, we must admit that we greatly prefer Birdhouse. Learn more, watch the video, and buy the thing already:\n\nhttp://birdhouseapp.com/\n\nIf you love him you will buy it. Do you hate him? Is that why you’re still reading this? Wow, I’ll let him know. I’ll let him know you made your point, loud and clear, pal. But don’t be surprised if, late tonight, you get a call from Detective Cabintire, wondering where his whiskey money is. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINT. DINGY POLICE CAPTAIN\u0026#8217;S OFFICE IN THE 80\u0026#8217;s - NIGHT\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe chair behind the captain\u0026#8217;s desk is empty. Two men sit, smoking, in folding chairs facing the desk. CABINTIRE (Adam Lisagor) relaxes in one chair; FLEECE (Emmanuel Lewis) fidgets in the other.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLEECE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nCabintire, I told you, man! Captain wasn\u0026#8217;t gonna be cool with this!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCABINTIRE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nPut your panties back on.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Cabintire hands Fleece a pair of frilly panties.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLEECE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nFirst of all, no, man, that\u0026#8217;s nasty. And they ain\u0026#8217;t even my size! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe door swings open, then slams shut. 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What were you thinking?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLEECE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nGoddammit, man! You\u0026#8217;re crazy! I did NOT leave Langley for this bullshit!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCABINTIRE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nWhy let a perfectly good yoga mat go to waste? Keep your panties on, Captain. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(Cabintire hands Riffles a pair of lace panties.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLEECE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nWhere you get all these panties from, man? \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCABINTIRE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nOh, these? They\u0026#8217;re a gift from my aunt. My Aunt YOUR MOM.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(The phone rings.)\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRIFFLES\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nYeah? Oh Jesus. (Hangs up phone.) We got another guy on the roof, over on 72nd \u0026amp; Waldorf.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLEECE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nWho? A jumper?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCABINTIRE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nNo. A fiddler.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRIFFLES\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nHow\u0026#8217;d you know that, Cabintire? \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCABINTIRE\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\nNO TIME. Get in my Vanagon, I\u0026#8217;ll explain on the way.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONE MORE THING\u003c/strong\u003e: In the episode Adam briefly mentions Birdhouse, his new iPhone app. Although YLNT officially endorses BirdBath Pro Lite™ as our Twitter app of choice, we must admit that we greatly prefer Birdhouse. Learn more, watch the video, and buy the thing already:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://birdhouseapp.com/\"\u003ehttp://birdhouseapp.com/\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you love him you will buy it. Do you hate him? Is that why you\u0026#8217;re still reading this? Wow, I\u0026#8217;ll let him know. I\u0026#8217;ll let him know you made your point, loud and clear, pal. But don\u0026#8217;t be surprised if, late tonight, you get a call from Detective Cabintire, wondering where his whiskey money is. 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Over $600 in essential GiftWisdom™ is yours for FREE. Topics include, but are not limited to:\n\n\nVirtual presents\nSecret Santa? Secret Sucker!\n1978\nHoliday photography essentials\nLessons from Guantanamo Bay\nCinco de Nada\nA members-only sponsorship opportunity\n\n\nAs a special bonus, Adam reveals his secret “Thought That Counts” method: learn how to give gifts without actually giving them!\n\nBut wait, you say, I’ve already completed my Christmas shopping. Heck, I’ve even given out all the presents already! Whatever, busybody. Luckily, these Power Tip Essentials are just as relevant for anniversaries, birthdays, and any other holiday where gifts are expected.\n\nAlso Included, Absolutely Free:\nHoliday letters, a new typeface for a new generation, unnecessary repetition in the 12 Steps, special razors, stoplight entrepreneurs, beard equity, just $250.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eListen as we conduct our exclusive pro gift-giving super-session TED Talk master class webinar. Over $600 in essential GiftWisdom™ is yours for \u003cstrong\u003eFREE\u003c/strong\u003e. Topics include, \u003cem\u003ebut are not limited to\u003c/em\u003e:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVirtual presents\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa? Secret Sucker!\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1978\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoliday photography essentials\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLessons from Guantanamo Bay\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCinco de Nada\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA members-only sponsorship opportunity\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ol\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs a special bonus, Adam reveals his secret \u0026#8220;Thought That Counts\u0026#8221; method: learn how to give gifts \u003cem\u003ewithout actually giving them\u003c/em\u003e!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut wait, you say, I\u0026#8217;ve already completed my Christmas shopping. Heck, I\u0026#8217;ve even given out all the presents already! Whatever, busybody. Luckily, these \u003cstrong\u003ePower Tip Essentials\u003c/strong\u003e are just as relevant for anniversaries, birthdays, and any other holiday where gifts are expected.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso Included, Absolutely Free\u003c/strong\u003e:\nHoliday letters, a new typeface for a new generation, unnecessary repetition in the 12 Steps, special razors, stoplight entrepreneurs, beard equity, just $250.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Booya. Ruckus. Etc.","date_published":"2009-02-03T12:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/6e3ee07b-3a30-4535-9fcb-6c6432537f55.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":22340269,"duration_in_seconds":1827}]},{"id":"ylnt_026.mp3","title":"Episode 26: Nickelpuss","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/26","content_text":"1930’s wandering troubadour Trinket Pills (? - 1939) scored a brief hit on the Wichita charts with his plaintive Ballad of Joey Nickelpuss:\n\n\nTh’ evil alley boys taunted him,\nBut ole’ Young Joe made his way.\nTerrible crash of bowlin’ pins\nTh’ sound of a long long day.\n\nRags to riches to rags it went,\nTh’ boy would rage and cuss.\n“Mama ain’t mama for me no more,”\nSpit poor little Joey Nickelpuss.\n\n\nWe’re bringing back ‘ole Young Joey Nickelpuss. A generation of children need a hero for these lean times.\n\nAlso: New directions in car horn technology, why does Adam’s car smell so good?, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”: A Synopsis, secular bands, paper swords, ad hoc ninjascapades, what’s on your wall.\n\nPhoto: Bowling","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e1930\u0026#8217;s wandering troubadour Trinket Pills (? - 1939) scored a brief hit on the Wichita charts with his plaintive \u003ci\u003eBallad of Joey Nickelpuss\u003c/i\u003e:\u003c/p\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003ci\u003e\nTh\u0026#8217; evil alley boys taunted him,\u003cbr\u003e\nBut ole\u0026#8217; Young Joe made his way.\u003cbr\u003e\nTerrible crash of bowlin\u0026#8217; pins\u003cbr\u003e\nTh\u0026#8217; sound of a long long day.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRags to riches to rags it went,\u003cbr\u003e\nTh\u0026#8217; boy would rage and cuss.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u0026#8220;Mama ain\u0026#8217;t mama for me no more,\u0026#8221;\u003cbr\u003e\nSpit poor little Joey Nickelpuss.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\n\u003c/blockquote\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe\u0026#8217;re bringing back \u0026#8216;ole Young Joey Nickelpuss. A generation of children need a hero for these lean times.\u003c!--break--\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso\u003c/strong\u003e: New directions in car horn technology, why does Adam\u0026#8217;s car smell so good?, \u0026#8220;The Diving Bell and the Butterfly\u0026#8221;: A Synopsis, secular bands, paper swords, ad hoc ninjascapades, what\u0026#8217;s on your wall.\n\u003chr\u003e\nPhoto: \u003ca href=\"http://images.google.com/hosted/life/f?q=1940s+bowling+source:life\u0026amp;imgurl=876c01fc5c451ae5\"\u003eBowling\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"A little bit of Wham! coming out of the dashboard.","date_published":"2008-12-10T15:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/a3a5c661-bf0b-488c-bd4f-8feb5207c01f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28347571,"duration_in_seconds":2328}]},{"id":"ylnt_025.mp3","title":"Episode 25: Faire du camping","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/25","content_text":"If “penultimate” meant “last,” this would be the penultimate episode of our VSOP series. Thanks again to John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, and the sturdy padlocks on the studio doors that prevented their escape.\n\nThis episode will be more interesting than average for: farmers, Québécoises, basket weavers, camp counselors, small business owners, and a capella aficionados.\n\nThis episode will be less interesting than average for: dancers, hair stylists, carnies, Renaissance buffs, vegans, and criminals.\n\n\nOriginal photo by Pete Ryan. (We modified it.)Special Guests: John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIf \u0026#8220;penultimate\u0026#8221; meant \u0026#8220;last,\u0026#8221; this would be the penultimate episode of our \u003cstrong\u003eVSOP\u003c/strong\u003e series. Thanks again to \u003ca href=\"http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/\"\u003eJohn Hodgman\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"http://www.jonathancoulton.com/\"\u003eJonathan Coulton\u003c/a\u003e, and the sturdy padlocks on the studio doors that prevented their escape.\u003c/p\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis episode will be \u003cstrong\u003emore interesting than average\u003c/strong\u003e for: farmers, Québécoises, basket weavers, camp counselors, small business owners, and a capella aficionados.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis episode will be \u003cstrong\u003eless interesting than average\u003c/strong\u003e for: dancers, hair stylists, carnies, Renaissance buffs, vegans, and criminals.\n\u003c!--break--\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\nOriginal photo by \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/peteryandotcom/322296681/\"\u003ePete Ryan\u003c/a\u003e. (We modified it.)\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guests: John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"Make the \"S\" backwards.","date_published":"2008-12-03T00:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/bacc804e-ad01-432b-9399-c50e5388f911.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":19798219,"duration_in_seconds":1615}]},{"id":"ylnt_024.mp3","title":"Episode 24: Faux Tog","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/24","content_text":"YLNT VSOP, Part II! The drugs* have kicked in, and we have reached cruising altitude. Stay tuned for the final, gripping conclusion to the VSOP series next week. Or so.\n\nA partial list of works referenced in this episode, and their creators:\n\n\n“Colonel Heimlich Grows a Beard” (Graham Greene)\nMall, Mini-Mall, Strip Mall (M.C. Escher)\nShut Up, Hick! (George Carlin)\nLEGO Group v. Linden (U.S. Supreme Court)\nCarnival Displacement (Damien Hirst)\nDream of an Undiscovered Room (René Magritte)\nResuscitation Situation (Jamiroquai)\n\n\n* Imodium, Dermarest\n\n\n\nPhoto by frozenmeat (detail)Special Guests: John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYLNT VSOP\u003c/b\u003e, Part II! The drugs* have kicked in, and we have reached cruising altitude. Stay tuned for the final, gripping conclusion to the \u003cb\u003eVSOP\u003c/b\u003e series next week. Or so.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA partial list of works referenced in this episode, and their creators:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u0026#8220;Colonel Heimlich Grows a Beard\u0026#8221; (Graham Greene)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eMall, Mini-Mall, Strip Mall\u003c/em\u003e (M.C. Escher)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eShut Up, Hick!\u003c/em\u003e (George Carlin)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eLEGO Group v. Linden\u003c/em\u003e (U.S. Supreme Court)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eCarnival Displacement\u003c/em\u003e (Damien Hirst)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eDream of an Undiscovered Room\u003c/em\u003e (René Magritte)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eResuscitation Situation\u003c/em\u003e (Jamiroquai)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Imodium, Dermarest\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!--break--\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePhoto by \u003ca href=\"http://flickr.com/photos/frozenmeat/1529855204/\"\u003efrozenmeat\u003c/a\u003e (detail)\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/Ah-d2T1D5a0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guests: John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"It's not all skylights and ice machines.","date_published":"2008-11-24T00:00:00.000-08:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/4e3a3a09-3a8c-4222-832d-bb8bd89b576a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":23718125,"duration_in_seconds":1942}]},{"id":"ylnt_023.mp3","title":"Episode 23: Selfish Express","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/23","content_text":"It’s YLNT VSOP, Part I! We convened a special session in San Francisco, featuring guests John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton. Aided by Hodgman’s expertise and Coulton’s hatred of poetry, we finally got to the bottom of our most lingering questions:\n\n\nWhy is Kevin Bacon famously uncomfortable around FAX machines?\nHow does Adam save the world by not wearing shoes?\nWhat are the slam poet’s secret romantic techniques?\nWhy are short films so long? And also: vice versa?\nWhy do alfalfa farmers know so much about the Renaissance?\nWhat food is best eaten deep-fried?\n\n\n…and many more.\n\nHodgman’s new book is More Information Than You Require. The YLNT Writers’ Retreat recently purchased 22 copies, one for each bathroom on the estate. The inmates—sorry, the “writers in residence”—seem to be enjoying it very much.\n\nUPDATE: If you enjoyed this episode, you might like to learn more about how we made it. Check out the production journal.\n\nPhoto by Ryan Carver (detail). Check out his other great photos from that day here.Special Guests: John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#8217;s \u003cb\u003eYLNT VSOP\u003c/b\u003e, Part I! We convened a special session in San Francisco, featuring guests \u003ca href=\"http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/\"\u003eJohn Hodgman\u003c/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"http://www.jonathancoulton.com/\"\u003eJonathan Coulton\u003c/a\u003e. 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Don’t overthink this one. \nAny witch/warlock.\nA candidate who gained/lost more than 30 lbs. for a role in a movie or play. (Shows dedication.)\n\nVOTE AGAINST:\n\nAnyone who has given you a venereal disease.\nJohn Denver. He is dead. And a folk singer.\nA “human beatbox.” Filibuster nightmare.\n\nListen to the episode for many more helpful voting tips, including some Election Day-specific pickup lines.\n\n \n\nAlso: Rappy pants and dentures, hats of the Seduction Community, Pascal’s voting wager (Vote for Adam’s dad). No ice cream for the handicapable. After two it’s quote unquote “me”. Love in a voting booth, medieval jewelry vis-à-vis Hypercolor, Adam’s hypnotic sexytime, and push presents.\n\n*”Thousands”: from the Greek, meaning “zero.”\n\nPhoto by RS_Joe (detail).","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThousands* of you wrote to us asking for Election Day guidance. Sadly, we don\u0026#8217;t have time to evaluate every candidate in every race. 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In the back of the bus, four teenagers have staked their claim to a dozen seats. An old woman sits next to an open, delicately balanced bag of cat food. Up front, fumes rise from a guy who’s picking his teeth with what might be a knife. \n\nSo where do you sit?\n\nIf you’ve got your trusty YLNT SeatFinder, decisions like this are a snap.\n\n\nAlso: \n\nChangin’ gears, basic stranger strategy, Adam eats alone, the Sultan of Awkward gives wisdom, pick fruit from your neighbor’s tree, fortune cookie photomat, our new sponsor, that Al Roker, it’s a conversation. \n\nPhoto: over used by DanielJames","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou\u0026#8217;ve just hopped on the #17 Express and must quickly decide where to sit. In the back of the bus, four teenagers have staked their claim to a dozen seats. An old woman sits next to an open, delicately balanced bag of cat food. 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Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology 102: Shaving, Chemistry 206: Principles of Muskmaking, and Techniques in Silent Disdain. Independent study credit (read: drinking alone) is also available. Listen to the episode for lots of exciting announcements regarding our Guest Lecturer series. Remember: early applicants get the good nicknames!\n\nAlso:\n\nWhy stereotype when you can monotype? The robot/cameltoe axis, Birth of a Nation(’s Boner), public transportation is not always a thing, how we do it at NYU, old-guy-as-engineer phase of life. \n\n* Should read: “Not”","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eNow* accepting applications for the Class of 2016! Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology 102: Shaving, Chemistry 206: Principles of Muskmaking, and Techniques in Silent Disdain. Independent study credit (read: drinking alone) is also available. Listen to the episode for lots of exciting announcements regarding our Guest Lecturer series. Remember: early applicants get the good nicknames!\u003c/p\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso:\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhy stereotype when you can monotype? 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Expect weekly episodes until it’s time for fall break. Or early September break. Break!\n\nPilaf games, the myth of women and computers, retroplagiarism can happened to you, young butlers in high demand, 20s sex ed film, prespooling and the origins of the Industrial Revolution.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe\u0026#8217;re back from summer break full of something and something. Expect weekly episodes until it\u0026#8217;s time for fall break. Or early September break. Break!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePilaf games, the myth of women and computers, retroplagiarism can happened to you, young butlers in high demand, 20s sex ed film, prespooling and the origins of the Industrial Revolution.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"What Does Joe Know?","date_published":"2008-09-02T08:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/22945242-6cde-45fa-b3f2-03f67f1ad77c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17111454,"duration_in_seconds":1391}]},{"id":"ylnt_015.mp3","title":"Episode 15: Rampant on a Field","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/15","content_text":"Down and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of Wheat Chex, stickin’ with the quadrupeds, Adam’s almost assaulted, don’t flog Detroit’s dead horse, the MySpace Generation has nothing to lose, guac attack.\n\nPhoto: John Carter, Slow Train (Detail)","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDown and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of Wheat Chex, stickin\u0026#8217; with the quadrupeds, Adam\u0026#8217;s almost assaulted, don\u0026#8217;t flog Detroit\u0026#8217;s dead horse, the MySpace Generation has nothing to lose, guac attack.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhoto: John Carter, \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/therefromhere/11364654/\"\u003eSlow Train\u003c/a\u003e (Detail)\u003c/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/YouLookNiceToday/~4/BzxTgxbXryg\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"/\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"At the Northern and/or Southern Tip","date_published":"2008-07-29T11:00:00.000-07:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/5b98cd23-82a1-456c-8b79-5a6f36ecd015/0e4db826-9a41-42bf-b93a-a2f1ef58da75.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25754360,"duration_in_seconds":2111}]},{"id":"ylnt_014.mp3","title":"Episode 14: Aunt Nancy","url":"https://www.youlooknicetoday.com/14","content_text":"Sit back, relax, mix yourself an Aunt Nancy but don’t cross the swords. We’re coloncasting over at bandaid1995.com. ¿Esto debería estar en el recipiente de correo? Body (Not) Movin’. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSit back, relax, mix yourself an Aunt Nancy but don\u0026#8217;t cross the swords. We\u0026#8217;re coloncasting over at bandaid1995.com. ¿Esto debería estar en el recipiente de correo? 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Don’t miss lots of great photos from the event.\n\nDesperate for funds, we explore opening a restaurant. Along the way, Sandwich cries in the bathroom, Merlin sings a song, and Scott gets some information wrong. But, in the end, we think we’ve got a pretty lucrative restaurant franchise on our hands. The first Baby on a Dog will open in Butte, MT, in 2012. Bring the family on Wednesdays for Awkward Discussion of Politics Across Generational Lines Night! \n\nDon’t miss the live episode of the hilarious Jordan, Jesse Go! also recorded that evening. Their show featured special guests, an epic Would You Rather?, and a very special JJGo/YLNT joint press conference.\n\nPhoto: Upskirt by Neven Mrgan \nEpisode artwork photos by Bobby Andersen \nIntro music by Petra Haden (iTunes, Amazon)","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eRecorded live at the Dark Room Theater in San Francisco. Don\u0026#8217;t miss \u003ca href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/monstersofpodcasting/\"\u003elots of great photos\u003c/a\u003e from the event.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesperate for funds, we explore opening a restaurant. Along the way, Sandwich cries in the bathroom, Merlin sings a song, and Scott gets some information wrong. But, in the end, we think we\u0026#8217;ve got a pretty lucrative restaurant franchise on our hands. The first Baby on a Dog will open in Butte, MT, in 2012. Bring the family on Wednesdays for Awkward Discussion of Politics Across Generational Lines Night! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDon\u0026#8217;t miss the live episode of the hilarious \u003ca href=\"http://www.maximumfun.org/blog/2008/06/jordan-jesse-go-ep-66-monsters-of.html\"\u003eJordan, Jesse Go!\u003c/a\u003e also recorded that evening. 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